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With her first class out of the way, Vanessa was working on unpacking her stuff and putting it away in her and Wade's new apartment. There was just one problem: there seemed to be an awful lot of the former tenant's stuff still around. Sure, it had been rented furnished, but she'd just found a drawer that still had socks in it, along with...

"Wade? What's a normal number of fake IDs?"

((For the fiance.))

Date: 2016-05-10 12:07 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (Default)
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"Four," Wade replied from his spot collapsed on the couch. "Why, do you need more? We can get more. I mean, Weasel can get more."

Date: 2016-05-10 12:15 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (hey whats that)
From: [personal profile] captainskullpoopl
Oh, like he could answer for normal people, Vanessa.

"The socks? Because I can always use new socks."

Date: 2016-05-10 12:23 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (reading shit)
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"Are you ogling the guy whose apartment we stole?" Wade asked, holding his arm out to get his damn cuddle on as he looked them over. "Cop. Heeee's a cop. The most twink looking cop I've ever seen, Jesus Christ look at him."

A beat.


"Though this name is pretty serial killer."

Date: 2016-05-10 12:33 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (where are my backgrounds?)
From: [personal profile] captainskullpoopl
"Pretty bad cop if we haven't been arrested yet," Wade replied. And then laughed at the thought. "Maybe he was corrupt. Like Jennifer Lopez."

What, he liked that show. She had moxy.

Date: 2016-05-10 12:38 am (UTC)
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"Oooh, we can pretend he never lived here to begin with until he slowly cracks under the pressure of his shattered psyche." Wade, no. Seriously no. "And then let him know we're keeping the socks."

Date: 2016-05-10 12:49 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (the shit you saying)
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Poor, poor Brian.

"We could probably make some money selling these IDs too." Because weddings weren't cheap.

Date: 2016-05-10 01:26 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (heart you)
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Okay, that was a good idea.

"Oh, those closeted old men," Wade said with a sigh. "Making laws and diddling interns. Just like the founding fathers."

Date: 2016-05-10 01:50 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainskullpoopl
"Yeah, but at what cost? Sure, you get all the disgusting cash, power, free food, feeling that you're so untouchable that you could make a game of running down homeless people with your Mercedes..." That all sounded pretty nice, actually. "Where was I going with this?"

Date: 2016-05-10 02:09 am (UTC)
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Wade snatched the ID away. "No. No falling for the pretty blonde who probably has to go be a reckless cowboy cop, living on the edge."

Date: 2016-05-10 02:16 am (UTC)
captainskullpoopl: (maximum effort)
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"Nope!" Now he was just forced to stretch his arms over his head so she couldn't get to it. "No overly gelled man meat for you!"

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