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stickitupmyjinx ([personal profile] stickitupmyjinx) wrote2019-09-23 12:36 pm

The Ever-Changing Facets of Reality, Monday, Second Period

Vanessa held up an envelope and sing-songed to the class, "You've got ~Tyra Mail~!"

"Wait. Wait, I thought we were going to do RuPaul's Drag Race," Wade said, clutching a corset. Because you knew this was bound to happen in this class at some point, right?

Vanessa paused. "But--I spent all that time arts and craftsing this." Although that explained why Wade was dressed as Michelle Visage, down to a rather impressive breastplate. Vanessa hadn't really thought to question it.

"Crossover?" The shows already had that happening in them, so...

"Photoshoot challenge? In drag?" Vanessa suggested. Was the Danger Shop programmed for anything that would remotely work for that? They'd find out!

"Fuck yeah!" And look at that, no bleeping! Wade fist-pumped at the swear going through. "Oh, I'm glad we didn't program the production team this time."

"They were a drag," Vanessa agreed. "But not in drag, which is what you guys will be for this week's challenge!"

"But so help us if you don't smize and booty-tooch," Wade added. "Or make it it fashion."

"Yes, the smizing is very important," Vanessa agreed. "Remember, this is a crossover challenge! Category is...shit. Honey, what's our category?"

"Oh, cheesecake. Of course!" It was combining all his favorite things.

"Category is: cheesecake," Vanessa repeated. "So get into drag and get in front of those cameras!"
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Re: During the Lecture

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Illyana did, actually, know what drag was! She lived in New York! Sure, she might not watch much television, but living in the Village and not knowing what drag was might be impossible.

What they meant by 'smize' and 'booty-tooch,' however, she had no idea.